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Short shorts is the best song in the English language and it translates well. But as for notions, notions of the afterlife, you can forget it. Afterlife is just, it’s all a combination of fetal sentience and uterine chemistry.

‘We Could Be Together’ by The Mamas & The Papas VERSUS ‘We Gotta Get Outa This Place’ by The Four Seasons

Quite so; Former Archeologist Mumbles Something About Non-existence Of Mighty Xothar! No Haiku Attack, No Alien Archfiend Enslavement Of Earthlings, No Demonic Coercion. We’re O.K.

Devil possibly involved in Xothar haiku take-over! Xothar sells alien soul to Earth Devil for enslavement of Earthling civilization. Earth Devil: ” It seemed like a good trade-off” Mighty Xothar: “Fool”

Live At The Linda! “You wanna hear how loud I usually play?” So he turns up, and his amplifier makes a horrid buzz. “My cord’s fucked up. I have another one in the green room. Why don’t you all just … Continue reading →